Fucking Austria

No, I'm not spouting obsenities. That's the name of a town in Austria--Fucking.

Apparently its a hot tourist spot, but only for the English. Most American's are lame and want to see where "The Sound of Music" was filmed. The Japanese want to see where Hitler was born. The Germans want to see where Mozart was born.

In other words, we American's are the lamest, followed by the Germans, then the Japanese, but by far the coolest people are English. I'd be a brit on a trip to Austria. I'd go to Fucking, steal some signs...

Of course that is what the Fucking townfolk complain about. Those Brits Stealing their Fucking signs. That is where American's need to be brought in. Simply put, we know how to exploit and sell anything. We'd set up shop, and have a supply of Fucking signs, Fucking shirts, Fucking coffee mugs, and even a sign that says, "No Stealing Fucking signs in Fucking," "Welcome to Fucking,"... oh, and yes, we would sell Fucking postcards.