May 02, 2007

Whale Poopies

Apparently, some perfumes are made from whale excretions.

The beaks of squid lodge themselves in the digestive systems of sperm whales, forcing them to produce a waxy substance in defence. Sometimes these get large and are excreted. They float on the ocean, drying out from the sun and salt. The substance is used in perfumes, and some hunks of it have sold for $18,000.

So, if someone says you smell like whale shit... you should take it as a compliment.

One example of a perfume that smells like a giant whale turd: Chanel No. 5.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I had heard this before. You know what? I don't really care what is in it, as long as it doesn't make me sneeze.

Thu May 03, 09:11:00 AM CDT  
Blogger The Oddity said...

mmmm, ambergris,expensive perfumes only.
Whale poop, when you care enough to send the very best.

Wed May 09, 01:11:00 PM CDT  

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