March 21, 2005

Abstinance

We all know dubs preaches the abstinance only programs in school, and this study show's how beneficial it is. Teens who say no sex before marriage are more likely to engage in anal or oral sex, and are less likely to ever use a condom, putting them at a much higher risk for STDs. Great idea dubs, kids can't get pregnant from anal sex, although they are more likely to die. BUT, if they die, they won't have an abortion. GREAT JOB dubs!!!

1 Comments:

Blogger Matt said...

LOL. Your blaming dubs for teenage blowjobs? haha. someone has to be blamed I guess. It wouldn't make much sense to discuss the fact that there is this amazing power called "sex drive" that kicks in around a human's 12th trip around the sun. If we were a sane people we would encourage youth to find mates and breed during this powerful time like people have done forever. but instead we say that they should ignore this instinct to breed and spend thier parents money on meaningless shit instead. They wake up living in the family basement as thirty year olds--masterbating. Nothing to show for thier life except a dusty record collection and a closet full of out of style clothes. Yeah good job Dubbs you blankity blank blanker.

Tue Mar 22, 12:27:00 AM CST  

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