Sir Elton John is Gittin' Hitched
It is official, Sir Elton John is going to be marrying his longtime significant other, Mr. David Furnish when same sex civil unions will be fully legal, on December 5th [*edit: in the UK*] of this year. The couple has been together for 11 years now, and are finally able to make it official.
So, all you conservatives out there, your supposed "sanctity of Marriage" is getting destroyed. Last time I checked, God doesn't know international borders, as he is everywhere. English speaking, loving couples that are the same gender are going to be getting married by the THOUSANDS and there isn't a thing you can do about it.
The wave has started, and it will spread across the globe. You'll look out your window at the newly wed gay couple next door, who will talk to your children. Then your children will catch the "gay cooties" and no longer take any interest in the opposite sex. They'll pass the cooties on to their friends, and the whole school will turn GAY!!! Then the "gay agenda" of conquoring the US and ending our breeding will be accomplished. All babies will be grown in test tubes and have purple skin and 4 fingers on each hand!!!
You can look at the bright side though, with no one having heterosexual sex anymore, there will be no more abortion.
So, all you conservatives out there, your supposed "sanctity of Marriage" is getting destroyed. Last time I checked, God doesn't know international borders, as he is everywhere. English speaking, loving couples that are the same gender are going to be getting married by the THOUSANDS and there isn't a thing you can do about it.
The wave has started, and it will spread across the globe. You'll look out your window at the newly wed gay couple next door, who will talk to your children. Then your children will catch the "gay cooties" and no longer take any interest in the opposite sex. They'll pass the cooties on to their friends, and the whole school will turn GAY!!! Then the "gay agenda" of conquoring the US and ending our breeding will be accomplished. All babies will be grown in test tubes and have purple skin and 4 fingers on each hand!!!
You can look at the bright side though, with no one having heterosexual sex anymore, there will be no more abortion.
posted by Michael at 4/25/2005 05:19:00 PM
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Civil Unions will be legalized in Britain on December 5th. Sir Elton being an English citizen and all, gettin' his ass married over there.
I think that they have been legalized in one of the northeastern states, which the new controversy is over Federal taxes since its recognized by the state and not the feds.
I figure civil unions are just like every other change in history has gone. Northern forward thinking wants change. Southern stay the same wants no change. Since times change, change goes through. 100 years later the old practices seem barbaric and wrong, and are another story in a History book.
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