Toilet TV

Who here has watched a daytime talk show? I have, although I am more partial to Springer than any other show. Some think that is toilet TV. I disagree, the real culprit of Toilet TV is Oprah.

I lucked into finding a wonderful link to her site: Everybody Poops. Oprah had an entire show about how it should sound, look, and feel when ya take a dump. I love that it had pictures of people in the audience.



Don't they look so happy and enthused? I wish hearing about fecal matter brought me that much joy. Susan on the left suffers from constipation. Maureen, on the right, suffers from diarrhea, constipation, and has hemorrhoids the size of grapes. I guess anal is out then huh Maureen?

Next time someone tells you Springer with gay lesbian tranvestite KKK porn stars is toilet TV, or Maury sending troubled kids to boot camp is toilet TV, tell them who the reigning queen of talking about toilets is... Miss Oprah.