White People Are Going to Burn Down Santa Barbara

In a moment of insanity, Michael Jackson was found to be not guilty of playing with a little white boy's tallywacker.

Now, comes the backlash. Millions of rich white folks are going to run around the streets of Santa Barbara, and flip over every single BMW, Porshe, Mercedes, Jaguar, and Bentley they can. They will burn and pillage the polo club in protest of the verdict.

No one is safe.