August 08, 2005

Only Faith Can Heal You

Peroxide, Neosporin, Band-Aids, gauze... all junk science. If you are an athlete, and get a cut or a scrape, you need not any of these so called scientific cures. You need to be healed by faith. You need your coach to lick the blood from your wounds, and you will be HEALED my child.

Yeah, thats what some quack coach was doing. His athletes got injured, and he licked the blood from their wounds, which he claimed some other coach at some other school was doing, which would miraculously heal them, and let them return to playing. To add to the fun... he was also a science teacher.

1 Comments:

Blogger Michael said...

c'mon froyd, don't you wish that dude was around when you took that spill on your bike?

Tue Aug 09, 02:29:00 AM CDT  

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