That Dude Got Nailed
Some guy got tired of it all. His meth addiction wasn't getting him ahead in life as he had planned. So, he got a nail gun, and proceeded to start shooting nails into his head.One... two... three... four... five... six... seven... eight... nine... ten... uhhh... eleven... twelve.
Yes, twelve nails into the skull.
He checked in to a doctors office the next day, complaining of a headache. Doc's didn't notice the dozen nails until they appeared on x rays.
They then removed the nails with a pair of needle nose pliers, and a drill. The man was then checked in to the psychiatric ward by a court order. He left a month later, against doctors wishes, when the court order was over.
Although, unofficial, I bet he's giving that lucrative career in doing meth another chance.
posted by Michael at 4/22/2006 11:04:00 AM
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nah, he'll probably get clean, and then get a book deal to market the miracle cure of a nail gun to the head...
We just Aerated the greens at the golf course. basically we destroyed the greens by punching holes in them so that they may grow to be fuller, healthier, and all together more lush in the coming season. This man seems to be following the same principle but with his skull. He is a brave man. Oh yes, couragous. I can't wait to read his book!
After publishing his book he will then move to South Florida with all the other lunatics that live here.
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