Storytime: Cows

Once upon a time, there was a cow.


But this was no ordinary cow, this was an evil cow.


Bent on Destruction, this evil cow set the fields ablaze.


The farmer lucked into capturing it.


Until one day, the cow tricked a baby, who set it free.


The cow then transformed itself, into a futuristic cybernetic cow.


It flew high above the earth, attacking all it could with its superpowers.


Luckily, the farmer was able to ram it with a forklift.


The Cow was defeated, and turned into a disco ball-like-cow-statue-thing.


THE END