Stankonia
An American Airlines Flight was forced to make an emergency landing because of a woman who was giving up the funk. Yes, she was passing gas. Farting, or whatever else you wish to call it.
Actually, it wasn't her foul scented colon that actually brought the plane down, it was her method of cover up. In her ingenious mind state, she decided it best to cover up the scent of her rectal bouquet by lighting matches.
The crew smelled burning sulfur, and went for an emergency landing.
Hows that for a great idea on how to conceal your gastric disorder?
Actually, it wasn't her foul scented colon that actually brought the plane down, it was her method of cover up. In her ingenious mind state, she decided it best to cover up the scent of her rectal bouquet by lighting matches.
The crew smelled burning sulfur, and went for an emergency landing.
Hows that for a great idea on how to conceal your gastric disorder?
posted by Michael at 12/06/2006 07:35:00 PM
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I couldn't believe it when I read the news this morning and saw this.
Amazing really. She wasn't charged though and went on another flight later though.
The weird thing is that apparently you're allowed to take safety matches on board, but you're not allowed to use them. Stupid Rule.
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