I Wish I Was...
...a pro football player in the NFL.
I wish I played for the Atlanta Falcons.
That way, on the first day of training camp, I could break both of Michael Vick's elbows and knees with a baseball bat. His arms and legs would have so many breaks in them, it would be a wonder if he would ever be able to walk or even sign his own name again.
*sighs*
For anyone who doesn't know, Michael Vick is the so called star Quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons who was just indicted by a grand jury for dog fighting.
I wish I played for the Atlanta Falcons.
That way, on the first day of training camp, I could break both of Michael Vick's elbows and knees with a baseball bat. His arms and legs would have so many breaks in them, it would be a wonder if he would ever be able to walk or even sign his own name again.
*sighs*
For anyone who doesn't know, Michael Vick is the so called star Quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons who was just indicted by a grand jury for dog fighting.
posted by Michael at 7/23/2007 01:02:00 AM
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1 Comments:
oh come on, there's better ways to solve this problem. Like putting him against 3 rabid pit bulls and taking bets on which one would take him down first.
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