September 30, 2004

Hiltons

Gotta love that there Hilton girl. Great fucking idea out of her. Hey, I'm heir to a billion dollar empire. Wouldn't it be great, if I got naked, fucked a few guys, and had it taped? Then I can make PORN STAR MONEY!!! Great idea princess.

I don't get peoples fascinations with the wench anyway. She looks anorexic. Plus the blonde thing died in 1992, with poison and all the hair metal bands. I just don't get it. She's too skinny, flat chested, and has NO ass. Not exactly what I'm looking for in quality porn.

Its the typical american male thing. Give em some skanky blonde (Pam Anderson?), the ability to read, shove a cock in thier mouths and you have 10 million guys getting excited. Our society is set up to reverse evolve. I think the less intelligent people are more likely to breed often.

Paris, don't film yourself having sex anymore. We didn't need a second tape. Especially one with a backdoor boy in it. I don't think you smoking cock and joints on film is gonna help you with business negotiations when your forty. Think about your future.

Unless of course, you want your future to be gang bangs and phat blunts.

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