All That Fresh Air

A new study shows that breathing in traffic fumes will damage your DNA. The study was done with toll booth attendents and trainees who never stepped foot in the booths in Taiwan. Due to the changes in their DNA, I predict that soon the toll booth attendants will become mutants. They will all take on different traits. Some will shoot lasers out of their single eye, some will control magnetism with their bodies, some will grow telpathic powers, and be able to manipulate others thoughts.

To combat this we need to build giant robots, which will be called sentinals, to crush the mutants. Since they are different, they will hate us, so that is reason enough to crush them. After they are crushed, we will achieve world peace, and be able to go back to our safe existance, without the threat of these evil mutants.