My Ear Itches

A man's ears are itchy. He scratches them, repeatedly. Eventually he scratches them to the point of drawing blood. Brilliant idea next, he stuffs cotton balls in them. He finally goes to the doctor to find out why his ears itch so much. Oh, it was only the maggots that were growing in them. About fifty. Of course this didn't happen in the US. It happened in everyones favorite name for a town in the English speaking world... Phuket.

The doc figured flies flew in his ears and layed eggs. So, if flies go near your ears, remember to swat them away. Don't want your ears to start itching. Takes a lot of cotton balls to cover that itch up.