God Smites Texans

The people of Texas, most notably those in Houston have begun to be smited by God. God the almighty has begun to send large birds, known as Grackles to attack pedestrians. The agenda of the Neo-cons to kill in his name, slander others, and preach a hateful message has angered the almighty. Now the Grackles, with a two foot wingspan, attack them.

Join me my fellow liberals, and pray for mercy on them for their sins.