Just Be Richer Than That Jones Fella

A recent study shows that the top things that make someone happy are: health, income, education, and marital status, in that order. The odd thing about income is, it doesn't matter how much you make, as long as you perceive it as being more than your family and neighbors.

So, here is my take on the way to make sure you're happy.

First, you must live in a neighborhood whose income class is a step lower than yours. This neighborhood must be far away from any family members of yours that make more money than you. By doing those two simple steps, you practically guarentee yourself happiness on the income level.