You Stole That Shit

A retired elderly couple went shopping at Wal-Mart. They got ten bags of steer manure. Forgot to pay for the shit (ARV $10) and got busted for attempted theft. Later on, they were found to be innocent in court. Just an oops on their part.

Well, Wal-Mart wasn't done with those shysters. Wal-Mart filed a civil suit against them, for $175. So here this elderly Bonnie and Clyde sit, do they fight the civil suit, spending thousands of dollars on lawyers, who aren't as expensive as Wally World's law team, or pay the $175. They paid the cash.

Eventually the billion dollar corporate America company came to its senses, and paid them back the $175. Poor Wal-Mart grandkids are gonna have to do without... ummm... hmmmm... Nah, I bet they are still loaded.