Worst Invention Ever

In order to combat energy usage, the Japanese have invented something that I object to. This is by far, the worst invention I have ever seen. It's the heated bra.

Its bulky. Its made of white faux fur. It has silicone implants that can be heated in the microwave for added warmth and bulkiness. Oh, AND it has a flashing light in the front for when the room temperature is above a certain level.

Heated bras are a bad idea. Besides, we all know someone is gonna end up burning a nipple and the company will go under from it.