What Kind of Juice is This?

As things go to show, we American's will try to capitalize, and make money off of anything. It's why we have so many rich fucks.

The latest great idea is someone is tradmarking the term "Jesus Juice" to make a full bodied merlot. Of course the phrase "Jesus Juice" was what the accuser in the Michael Jackson "I like little boys dingies" trial said Jackson if ya nasty gave him in a soft drink can.

They plan on the label having a man, arms spread wide crucifix style, wearing a sequined glove and a hat lowered to cover his face.

Jesus Juice may be good, but it will never top He'Brew.