May 24, 2006

Wonka Defeated in Bid For Election

Willie Wonka was defeated in his run for being elected mayor of Chocolateville. The eccentric entreprenuer was defeated by incumbant Mayor Ray Nagin.

Wonka declined comment, but was rumored to have been shocked to lose the election, since no one knows chocolate quite like him.

There are some reports that the election was fixed, and some Oompa Loompa's have taken to the streets rioting.

1 Comments:

Blogger marieke said...

oompa loompas rioting, now THAT i'd like to see. would said riot include choreographed dance numbers and rhyming song lyrics?

Fri May 26, 02:23:00 PM CDT  

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