The Man of No Bling, My Homey, Fidel Castro

Forbes magazine, home of the capitalist pig, has declared my self sacrificing homey Fidel Castro has bling. $900 billion of bling. That's like even more than Nelly's grill bling.

Fidel has been distraught over this. He's been wearing the same green military suits for 50 years. He quit smoking his cigars. No gold chains. No grill. No Cadilac Escalade ridin' on 24" dubs with switches. No Benz-o. Nada.

Fidel has been keeping it real in his commie paradise. Those factories are owned by the people. It's all his beloved Cuba's wealth. Not his. That's the whole point of his community. Men and women working together for the common good.

Damn Capitalist pigs trying to soil his selfless image.

How Rude.