Keith Richards Puts the Lime In the Coconut

As many have heard, Keith Richards had to have surgery after falling out of a coconut tree.

This has lead many of us to ask, "why was Keith Richards climbing a coconut tree?"

Simple: Keith Richards is a zombie. Zombies live off of brains. He simply thought the coconuts were human heads, and was climbing the tree to get at their yummy brains.

Amazing how simple the explanation really was.