Stiff or Stiffy?

China is now banning the time honored practice of having strippers at funerals "to draw a bigger crowd."

Bad idea.

What more could a dead man want, after taking a vow with a woman who is old and wrinkled, to finally get some grindage from a hot young piece? The vow is till death do you part, well... death parted, so start grinding and gyrating and taking it off!!!