The Real Axis Of Evil
Yeah, dubs was wrong again. Typical.
We don't need to worry about Iran, North Korea, Syria, Iraq, the Palestinians, or any of those so called problem areas. The true problem as we recently found out, is the Swiss.
After all these years of pretending to be neutral, they invaded Liechtenstein for a couple hours.
The Swiss claim it was an "accident."
I for one, won't believe their swisserly lies. I bet they have WMDs, IEDs, MRIs, IVPs, and even VDs. Its even rumored they have little pocket knives with forks on them that can be used to kill the mighty Grizzly Bear.
They must be stopped at all costs.
Please dubs, come to your senses... declare "nuke-yeller" war on the swiss.
We don't need to worry about Iran, North Korea, Syria, Iraq, the Palestinians, or any of those so called problem areas. The true problem as we recently found out, is the Swiss.
After all these years of pretending to be neutral, they invaded Liechtenstein for a couple hours.
The Swiss claim it was an "accident."
I for one, won't believe their swisserly lies. I bet they have WMDs, IEDs, MRIs, IVPs, and even VDs. Its even rumored they have little pocket knives with forks on them that can be used to kill the mighty Grizzly Bear.
They must be stopped at all costs.
Please dubs, come to your senses... declare "nuke-yeller" war on the swiss.
posted by Michael at 3/03/2007 02:59:00 PM
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the swiss are good, I'll give them that. over 500 years as "neutral", but now their patience is paying off.
I'm expecting hitler-esque takeovers..."leichtenstein was part of swiss property before the 30 years war, we'll stop after we reclaim it"
Except this time, it's the entire world. Damned chocolate makers.
Damn Swiss, I knew they couldn't be trusted.
They must be stopped. I am reenlisting tomorrow morning
This reminds me of an episode of 'Futurama'.
"Your neutralness, it's a beige alert."
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