Koalas on Birth Control

Yes, you read that correctly. Australians are putting a bunch of koalas in a national park on birth control. The little critters are breeding too quickly, and are in danger of destroying their eucalyptis forest home. They are being implanted with slow release birth control, to help keep their numbers in check.

All this has me thinking...
....does the pope or any other high religious figure appose animal birth control?
....can you buy koala porn in Australia?
....wouldn't it be easier to just send in the dingos?
....does my always open Walgreens pharmacy carry koala birth control?
....do koalas need a doctors prescription to get birth control, or is it over the counter?
....maybe reincarnation as a koala instead of a bunny would be a better idea.