April 05, 2005

Polls

Today, two polls are coming down, and one is going up. Lets look at them thar results:

What would you do if you found a finger in your chili from Wendy's?
  • 25% Keep Eating, You've always been curious about the taste of human flesh.
  • 25% Scream and begin to lose the chili you already ate.
  • 25% Look for the hidden camera, because you think you are on some new reality show.
  • 25% Ask someone at the counter where the 9 fingered woman get's her nails done.
The Worst song Ever is?
  • 43% Who let the dogs out
  • 29% The Electric Slide
  • 29% Shiny happy People
2008 Election
  1. 36% Homer Simpson with the Bee
  2. 33% Dave Chappelle as Rick James Bitch!!!
  3. 22% Michael Moore, with extra Cheese
  4. 8% Bill O'Reilly with a falafel
The new poll for the week is going to be...

Who would you rather throw rocks at?
  • Yoko Ono
  • Courtney Love

3 Comments:

Blogger Jenni said...

Just stopped by to say hello after my looong commenting hiatus. Keep the polls coming :)

Tue Apr 05, 09:38:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Froyd said...

whoa. why can't we throw rocks at both? surely there are many many rocks available...

Wed Apr 06, 04:55:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Michael said...

Welcome back to the world of commenting and posting Jenni.

Froyd, I'd love to pelt both of them with rocks too. Unfortuneately all the rocks in the world thrown at one of them wouldn't be enough. Hense the theoretical question.

I must say, as a disclaimer, I do not endorse throwing rocks at anyone... really... honest...

*hides from lightning*

Thu Apr 07, 02:05:00 AM CDT  

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