May 25, 2005

New on Fox - Granny 911

An 86 year old woman called 911 to report an emergency: A pizza place wouldn't deliver to her apartment. She wanted the people in that pizza place to be arrested.

The 911 dispatcher told her that 911 was not for that. She was told not to call anymore. So, the woman called again, and again, and again... 20 times she called 911, in half an hour, so the police were sent out to her apartment.

Upon arriving at the apartment, the 98 pound woman attacked the officer. She scratched him and bit his hand. She was restrained, and arrested for 2 counts of false 911 calls and resisting arrest.

Why is it that the sick dimented person I am wishes they used the Tazer on her. Those things rock. They can drop a 340 pound man on the ground and make him as docile as a baby, as he cries like one. BUT... they would need a camera crew to film it, and put the video on COPS, or America's most wanted. America's Funniest Home Videos would have been good too. I'd love to hear the Bob Saget commentary on that one.

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