The Streets Will Flow With the Blood of the Nonbelievers!!!
I shall yet bring forth the stories of my actual life. For this week, I must walk the house in fear. There is a predator in the house. A powerful, vicious creature, who will stop at nothing till its demands are met.
This creature shall be known as the Meeshcat. The Meeshcat makes many demands upon people. If she wants to be carried, and you won't pick her up... she'll bite you. If she wants to be fed, and you don't figure it out fast enough... she'll bite you. If she wants to play, and you don't... she'll bite you. If she is tired of being held, and you hold her a split second too long... she'll bite you. If she wasn't ready to get off your lap yet... she'll bite you. If you don't understand her... she'll bite you. If she doesn't like your hand on the couch... she'll bite you. If she's bored and needs a good laugh... she'll bite you. Even if ya don't think its right, she likes to bite.
There is but one thing that can save you from the dreaded bite--her eyes glow red before she attacks. This has saved me from the wrath of the Meeshcat many times.
Amazing thing is, she is really quite lovable when she isn't biting you.
This creature shall be known as the Meeshcat. The Meeshcat makes many demands upon people. If she wants to be carried, and you won't pick her up... she'll bite you. If she wants to be fed, and you don't figure it out fast enough... she'll bite you. If she wants to play, and you don't... she'll bite you. If she is tired of being held, and you hold her a split second too long... she'll bite you. If she wasn't ready to get off your lap yet... she'll bite you. If you don't understand her... she'll bite you. If she doesn't like your hand on the couch... she'll bite you. If she's bored and needs a good laugh... she'll bite you. Even if ya don't think its right, she likes to bite.
There is but one thing that can save you from the dreaded bite--her eyes glow red before she attacks. This has saved me from the wrath of the Meeshcat many times.
Amazing thing is, she is really quite lovable when she isn't biting you.
posted by Michael at 5/05/2005 12:36:00 AM
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I will sacrafice small animals in the name of the great Meeshcat.
The Meeshcat thanks you.
She would like the sacrifice of rodents, birds, rabbits, squirrels, and smaller creatures.
With her being a feline in nature, she wants all other cats to be held as the deities that they are... or she'll bite you.
She does like dogs too, as they are fun to torment, so let them live.
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