Hippy Barter System
A 22 year old college student was working his normal pizza delivery job. He was delivering a medium pizza, but no one was answering the door while he knocked. He then called the phone number with his cell phone, and finally the guy answered the door in his boxers. The guy couldn't find any money to pay for the pizza. So, he went to the hippy barter system.
Dude, like, I'll give you a dime bag or something, for the pizza man. I can't find any cash.
The delivery guy refused the trade of drugs for pizza. Guess he figured that he couldn't give weed to the boss and say "it's the same value as the pizza. I took a pinner of it as my tip. Its cool."
So, the guy who ordered the pizza beat his ass. The guy who got his ass kicked over refusing to take some herb called 5-0. Cops came and busted the guy for theft and assault.
Our amazing pizza delivery guy then refused medical treatment and delivered the other orders he had in his car. Such dedication.
I wonder if they had a 30 minute rule if those probably late and cold pizzas came out of his paycheck?
Dude, like, I'll give you a dime bag or something, for the pizza man. I can't find any cash.
The delivery guy refused the trade of drugs for pizza. Guess he figured that he couldn't give weed to the boss and say "it's the same value as the pizza. I took a pinner of it as my tip. Its cool."
So, the guy who ordered the pizza beat his ass. The guy who got his ass kicked over refusing to take some herb called 5-0. Cops came and busted the guy for theft and assault.
Our amazing pizza delivery guy then refused medical treatment and delivered the other orders he had in his car. Such dedication.
I wonder if they had a 30 minute rule if those probably late and cold pizzas came out of his paycheck?
posted by Michael at 5/02/2005 06:59:00 PM
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4 Comments:
That story made me crack up. Really though, a pizza delievery driver declining the herb? We used to invite the pizza guys into smoke.
i'm thinking that maybe the dude was pushing a bag of stems and seeds on him...
LOL!
when id have parties...i mean get togethers...and the pizza guy showed up we'd offer him a beer as a tip! it was always a little weird havin the delivery guy standin around with us chuggin a beer but it was easier than tryin to get everyone to fork over a few bucks for a tip.
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