Monkey Police
It's about time. We are finally training monkeys to be Police officers. Right now, capuchin monkeys (think the one from Friends) are being trained to do hazardous police work. I'm sure this will continually expand, until the little critters are dressed up in uniform, have guns, and live off of coffee and donuts.
Little cars and motorcycles with monkey drivers will roam our streets. They will enforce traffic laws, do busts on crack houses, break up domestic disputes, protect and serve just like any other officer.
I see a few advantages to this: it will be easier to bribe an officer. Instead of needing cash, just keep a banana, or a jar of peanut butter in the car at all times. Although monkey police would probably be more trigger happy, the bullets from a capuchin monkey sized gun would probably be much less lethal. Most importantly, the monkeys breath would smell better.
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Little cars and motorcycles with monkey drivers will roam our streets. They will enforce traffic laws, do busts on crack houses, break up domestic disputes, protect and serve just like any other officer.
I see a few advantages to this: it will be easier to bribe an officer. Instead of needing cash, just keep a banana, or a jar of peanut butter in the car at all times. Although monkey police would probably be more trigger happy, the bullets from a capuchin monkey sized gun would probably be much less lethal. Most importantly, the monkeys breath would smell better.
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posted by Michael at 4/30/2005 03:57:00 PM
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and think: you can finally say "get your paws off me, you damned dirty ape!" with MEANING!!
am I the only one worried about the possible overthrow of human society by monkey police?
of course, they'd never make it in the northern states...monkeys are weak in snow.
and think: you can finally say "get your paws off me, you damned dirty ape!" with MEANING!!
am I the only one worried about the possible overthrow of human society by monkey police?
of course, they'd never make it in the northern states...monkeys are weak in snow.
and think: you can finally say "get your paws off me, you damned dirty ape!" with MEANING!!
am I the only one worried about the possible overthrow of human society by monkey police?
of course, they'd never make it in the northern states...monkeys are weak in snow.
and think: you can finally say "get your paws off me, you damned dirty ape!" with MEANING!!
am I the only one worried about the possible overthrow of human society by monkey police?
of course, they'd never make it in the northern states...monkeys are weak in snow.
and think: you can finally say "get your paws off me, you damned dirty ape!" with MEANING!!
am I the only one worried about the possible overthrow of human society by monkey police?
of course, they'd never make it in the northern states...monkeys are weak in snow.
what was that again?
heehee
don't ya hate it when blogger seems to freeze when your posting something, and you get mad and hit stop, and hit publish, repeatedly, then end up with 5 posts.
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