Get Your Own Pet Saddam!!!

Every kid wants a new toy, or a pet. Some kids are reasonable, and want a dog, cat, or hamster. Others ask for bigger things, like ponies and dinosaurs. What do you get for the kid who has everything? Their very own deposed dictator: Saddam Hussein.

There is a lot of responsibilty in having your very own ousted Iraqi dictator. Its important to feed your dictator. Saddam likes to have Raisin Bran Crunch for breakfest in the morning. He does not like fruit loops though. For lunch and dinner, Saddam likes fish or chicken. He will refuse to eat beef. If Saddam wants a snack, give him a family sized bag of Doritos. He can eat an entire bag in 10 minutes!!! He also likes Cheetos.

Saddam also needs to be kept clean. You can do this by having him shower twice a week. Give him a good supply of baby wipes, as he uses these daily to keep his hands, plates, and utencils clean. Saddam is happiest when he is clean. He also likes to do his own laundry. Make sure he has a copy of the Quran too, as he likes to pray 5 times a day.

Your pet Saddam is also a lot of fun. Saddam will talk to you in english about former and current US Presidents, and give fatherly advice on things like marriage. Saddam will tell you to marry a wife who is smart but not too smart, who can cook and clean. He'll then make a notion of spanking her. He will also tell you he is still the President of Iraq. Oh you crazy Saddam!!!

So kids, supplies are limited, so make sure you tell your parents that you want your very own Saddam. If your lucky, you just might have one under the tree next Christmas!!!

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