Deer vs. Society

The deer population near Pig's Eye Lake in Minnesota have gotton out of control. The numbers are over 5 times what the local biologists expected to find.

The population needs to be lowered because the deer are destroying property, farmland, and doing suicide runs in front of vehicles on the highways. The plans are to bring in a sharpshooter to systematically kill 200 does to lower the population level.

Some find this to be cruel and unusual, and want the terrorist deer population to be lowered by other means. A group against it was formed when they protested using internment camps to hold the deer, as done after 9-11 security measures.

The question that looms in my mind, is where are they coming from? They must be sneaking in over the border from one of the Dakotas, a known red state. These terrorist deer are trying to destroy our way of life. They are sneaking in and trying to get a conservative government installed in Minnesota.

The terror mastermind behind the deer assault on our blue state of Minnesota (the only state in the union to go to Walter Mondale in the '84 election) has yet to be discovered. My thinking it is none other than Gale A. Norton, Secretary of the Interior in the dubs administration.

She has strong ties to the mountain states, conservative politics, and as secretary of the Interior she has the ability to communicate with nature.

We must seal Minnesota's western border, to protect our future. If the state of Minnesota falls to the conservatives, our liberal cause is lost.