Letter To Santa

Dear Santa,
I can understand why you never got me that llama, that wish was one best left unanswered. I was thinking about asking for an Xbox 360, then I realized that every kid wants one, and I'm not like every other kid. The year I asked for the adult toy you gave me a bible, so I'm not going to try that one again. So, here goes...

Could you get me a plot in the cemetary? That would be soooooo cool. None of the other kids would have one, plus I could probably go out to it, and drink and stuff, and they couldn't kick me out because I owned the spot.

It won't even cost that much Santa, since they are on SALE. Thanks a lot.

Billy.