And, The Worlds Smallest Penis Award Goes To...

Kim Jong Il, dictator of North Korea.

Kim narrowly defeats George W. Bush, who has won the award for the past three years.

We have all heard of the small mans "Napoleon Complex."

It is traditional that men who have issues with their manhood, since it is so tiny, are war mongering idiots. Just look at... Napoleon. There are many others who have followed in his footsteps: Adolph Hitler (who won the award from 1936 till his death), Joseph McCarthy (winner, 1951-1956), and Osama bin Laden (winner, 2001-2002).

Kimmie wins it this year, due to him being such a little biznitch, he tested nuclear weapons. Doing so doesn't create peace, or safety, it makes the whole world, including China, look at this crazy little man and do a collective WTF?

So now, hopefully all the world will look at this deranged little man, and no longer play with him. He'll be left to diddle his shriveled little falice until it falls off.

Of course if he is dumb enough to actually use the WMD's... His homeland will turn into a crater just north of the land that used to be known as south Korea, as it would be able to go by just Korea again... since the former north would be under 100 feet of sea water.