Frankenstein Is a Double Agent
John "Frankenstein" Kerry is out again, trying to rack up votes... for the Republicans as usual.
His cursed, pidgeon sized brain made him make a stupid remark that he aimed at the President dubs. As we all know, dubs may be an idiot, but he'll win a cut down fight without even bringing up yo momma jokes.
So, I did some research, and found out that John Kerry's creator, Dr. Frankenkerry was a REPUBLICAN!!! Yeah, seems we were all fooled into thinking we had a thinking, intelligent candidate two years ago.
Well, now he's back trying to sabatage the 2006 election.
Luckily, Howard Dean reached back like a pimp and slapped Kerry a few times, and he said he'd shut up.
We can only hope.
His cursed, pidgeon sized brain made him make a stupid remark that he aimed at the President dubs. As we all know, dubs may be an idiot, but he'll win a cut down fight without even bringing up yo momma jokes.
So, I did some research, and found out that John Kerry's creator, Dr. Frankenkerry was a REPUBLICAN!!! Yeah, seems we were all fooled into thinking we had a thinking, intelligent candidate two years ago.
Well, now he's back trying to sabatage the 2006 election.
Luckily, Howard Dean reached back like a pimp and slapped Kerry a few times, and he said he'd shut up.
We can only hope.
posted by Michael at 11/01/2006 12:55:00 PM
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The more that Dem momentum is discussed, the more I want to yell, "Shut up! Don't jinx us!"
One more week, halelujah. And then the race for '08 is on...Goody.
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