Giant Ravenous Snails

Giant ravenous snails have invaded the island of Barbados from Africa. The snails are proving to be quite destructive to local crops.

They eat the vegetation, namely sugar cane, bananas, papaya, and other native crops. The snails goo is also known to transmit disease.

While it may be easy to kill one of these large, lightning fast snails, they breed quickly. (What's grosser than gross? Two snails screwing in a bucket of snot.)

Thanks to the pleas of the serfdom, the governing forces have begun to combat the snails with giant salt shakers. This has slowed the infestation, but won't be enough to stop it, so they have sent for the masters of the salt shaker, the Ying Yang Twins to help. Little John and the Eastside Boys will come along too.

Those snails won't know what hit them.



(The article on giant snails and using giant salt shakers to fight them stolen from Christine. Elements involving Little John and other poor, tasteless humor is all thanks to me. Once again, I would like to thank Christine for supplying me with evil news ideas.)