In Honor of International Women's Day...
I must post... the most politically incorrect, foul, and crude jokes I can think of.
Why?
Because its my protest to no International Man's day... Unless you count Steak and Blowjob day, which is up on March 14th.
Now... On to the truly horrible jokes:
How come women's feet are smaller than mens?
so they can get closer to the sink to wash dishes.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
nothing. You already told her twice.
Why is it called PMS?
Because mad cow disease was already taken.
What's the most intelligent thing to ever come out of a woman's mouth?
Einsteins cock.
Ok... I'll be back to my normal, non sexist self tomorrow.
Why?
Because its my protest to no International Man's day... Unless you count Steak and Blowjob day, which is up on March 14th.
Now... On to the truly horrible jokes:
How come women's feet are smaller than mens?
so they can get closer to the sink to wash dishes.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
nothing. You already told her twice.
Why is it called PMS?
Because mad cow disease was already taken.
What's the most intelligent thing to ever come out of a woman's mouth?
Einsteins cock.
Ok... I'll be back to my normal, non sexist self tomorrow.
posted by Michael at 3/08/2007 11:06:00 AM
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2 Comments:
Hah, the PMS one actually made me laugh! The rest just make me want to smack you upside the head. Seeing as that was likely your intention, well done!
Also I could go off on a rant about how every day is man's day in this patriarchal society, but I'm not really in a femi-nazi mood at the moment. oops, too late. :P
mission accomplished.
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