Nifty T-Shirts

These are all descriptions and phrases on T-shirts I found in this magazine.

The only mark I made in life is in my underwear.
Atkins Approved (arrow pointing down)
I Like My Women Like I Like My Coffee... Ground Up and in the Freezer
I Do My Own Nude Scenes
Mustache Rides 5 cents
Taste the Super Nut
Warning Choking Hazard (arrow pointing down)
Plants and Animals Die - To make room for your fat ass
This Shirt Has Been Tested On Animals
Can't Sleep Clown Will Eat Me
I'm not a slut I'm just popular
Love Sucks (picture of cupid, face down, arrow in his back)
(picture of Mom and Dad from Family guy, her in a corset, him in leather vest and a leather bondage mask) says: Join The Party