DA BEARS!!!

Awesome day for football. It was in the forties and the Bears won!!! (does happy dance)

Guys I went with were cool too. I only knew one, the man who got ahold of the free tickets. One shared a story involving him, friday night, and an 18 year old girl. He was getting made fun of because it had been a while since he got some loving. This 18 year old girl told him that she was the group D.M.O.S. I know what you are thinking, what is a deemos... It is a designated make out slut. Her words exactly. Well, he got molested that night (no sex, just a good molestation.)

Now where's my D.M.O.S?