March 24, 2005

Finger Licken Good!!!

So, your sitting at Wendy's, eating a big phat bowl of chili. You take a bite, and find something. You take it out of your mouth. Look at it... Its a finger, with a long, well manicured nail. Don't worry about disease though, the finger was cooked well enough to kill any bacteria.

What do you do... a) Keep eating, you've always been curious about the taste of human flesh b) scream and begin to lose the chili you already ate c) look for the hidden camera, because you think you are on some new reality show d) ask someone at the counter where the 9 fingered woman get's her nails done... (You know what, this is too good. I have to run this as a poll. I'll add it on after I post this, and run it for a week and a half.)

The woman who found the lovely finger's choice was b. She'll have the first vote in the poll.

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