March 08, 2005

Primaries Over, Election Next

The brief primaries are now over, and there was a tie amongst two of the top choices. Sorry to all that voted for my lesser favorite, but given the choice between my first name or gravy, I'll take my real first name. Here are the final two for the election. First name that my parents gave to me upon birth, or the incumbant, Mr. Toolbox.

Presidential has recieved a couple random votes this week, so the numbers changed a little bit.
  1. 33% Dave Chappelle as RICK JAMES BITCH!!!; Homer Simpson with the Bee (tie)
  2. 24% Michael Moore, with extra cheese
  3. 9% Bill O'Reilly with a falafel
Happy voting.

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