Saturday Newsday
North Korea Wants Apology - With all the hostilities going on in the middle east, the situation in the far east with North Korea is scary too. This brings into the idiocy of dubs diplomatic genius. Openly call a country an "outpost of tyranny." Call for a regime change. Then, ask to talk things over. By that language, you don't want to talk shit over dubs. You wanna blow shit up. If you want to blow shit up, don't let others in on it. Plan it out, but don't let the opposition in on it. Your like a dumb ass supervillian in a comic strip. Tell the other guy your whole plan before you try to kill them.
Protest Over Biodefense - A bunch of scientists are protesting that our research money doesn't go to cures for disease that run rampant anymore. They go to fighting potential bio-terrorism threats like the plague and anthrax. So, growing more plague and anthrax across the US is going to make us safer, when.... if I remember correctly, the anthrax scare was possibly done with anthrax from our own labs. Good plan. We need to grow more fuel for attacks, and not do more research into the crap that IS killing people every day.
Rummy Gets Sued - Donnie boy is getting sued for his role in signing papers approving some interrogation tactics that aren't up to Geneva convention standards. The suit was filed in the U.S. too. So, he can't just avoid stops to Germany, like he did a month ago where he is accused of war crimes. Maybe Rummy's old wrinkly ass will get put on lockdown and find out what prison life in the US is like. I can't picture an old man like him making someone his bitch so... eek!!!
Ten Commandments Hit Supreme Court - The US Supreme Court is going to see a case regarding if the Ten Commandments can be displayed on government ground, or if it is a violation of church and state since it would seem to show favoritism to one religion. The interesting thing is, many of those big stone tablets of the commandments weren't done by the government. They were done for movie publicity before "The Ten Commandments" hit the theatres back in the mid 1950's. So all those religious monuments, are a tribute to selling shit. That is what happens when government, capitalism, and religion mix. I like them seperate. Like the constitution says with that "seperation of church and state" thing.
Smelly Divorce - A woman is seeking a divorce from her husband, who hasn't bathed in over a year. She is having problems because Iranian law does not allow a woman many reasons for divorce. Horrid body stench is not one of them. To think, some Americans want to go back to a system like this that I mentioned in January.
Ahnold Doesn't Regret Doing Drugs, Would Do It Again - Everyones favorite Fascist Conservative Governor would do steroids again. "I have no regrets about it." "We went to the doctor and did it under doctors' supervision." It was something he "had to do to compete." Such a great message for the kids. Do drugs, its the only way to get by. It is the current Republican gameplan, never admit fault, and just run in and attack, but always make up shit and chastize everyone else for being wrong about the exact same shit you admit to, that for you wasn't wrong. I'll figure it out one day.
Razzies - Halle Bery won a Razzie for worst actress in the horrid movie "Catwoman." Of course, she did the unthinkable. She was at the ceremony and accepted the award. She mocked her own Academy awards acceptance speech, and thanked other bad actors, and writers, without whom her bad performance would not have been possible. Halle, I salute you. THAT is a sense of humor.
Flight Without Engine(s) - I will never fly British Airways after reading this. The idiots took off, lost an engine, but flew across an ocean without it, on just three engines because the jet was able to do it. I call extra engines back ups. Missing back ups is bad. The real interesting thing is, the damn headline on the article says "flew on one engine." Now, one engine instead of four!?!?!?!? Yeah, no British Airways ever for me.
31% of Men are Adults by 30 - Don't start pointing and laughing yet. Its because of extenuating circumstances. School, establishing a career, financial independance, and part of these requirements is breeding. In that latter case... "I don't wanna grow up, I'm a toys R us kid."
Backstreet Who? - I really really hope he comes out with a CD. I'll buy it, and jam it LOUD!!! I'm sure its sweet and sensitive too. Expressive sexy thoughts, in that divine voice. A new singing career is born... Mike Tyson's. You must click that link over there. The pictures are indescribable.
SpringfieldIsForGayLoversOfMarriage.com - The Simpsons creates websites, oh yes.
Landspeeder for Sale - Buy this thing. Help Luke get to Alderaan.
Protest Over Biodefense - A bunch of scientists are protesting that our research money doesn't go to cures for disease that run rampant anymore. They go to fighting potential bio-terrorism threats like the plague and anthrax. So, growing more plague and anthrax across the US is going to make us safer, when.... if I remember correctly, the anthrax scare was possibly done with anthrax from our own labs. Good plan. We need to grow more fuel for attacks, and not do more research into the crap that IS killing people every day.
Rummy Gets Sued - Donnie boy is getting sued for his role in signing papers approving some interrogation tactics that aren't up to Geneva convention standards. The suit was filed in the U.S. too. So, he can't just avoid stops to Germany, like he did a month ago where he is accused of war crimes. Maybe Rummy's old wrinkly ass will get put on lockdown and find out what prison life in the US is like. I can't picture an old man like him making someone his bitch so... eek!!!
Ten Commandments Hit Supreme Court - The US Supreme Court is going to see a case regarding if the Ten Commandments can be displayed on government ground, or if it is a violation of church and state since it would seem to show favoritism to one religion. The interesting thing is, many of those big stone tablets of the commandments weren't done by the government. They were done for movie publicity before "The Ten Commandments" hit the theatres back in the mid 1950's. So all those religious monuments, are a tribute to selling shit. That is what happens when government, capitalism, and religion mix. I like them seperate. Like the constitution says with that "seperation of church and state" thing.
Smelly Divorce - A woman is seeking a divorce from her husband, who hasn't bathed in over a year. She is having problems because Iranian law does not allow a woman many reasons for divorce. Horrid body stench is not one of them. To think, some Americans want to go back to a system like this that I mentioned in January.
Ahnold Doesn't Regret Doing Drugs, Would Do It Again - Everyones favorite Fascist Conservative Governor would do steroids again. "I have no regrets about it." "We went to the doctor and did it under doctors' supervision." It was something he "had to do to compete." Such a great message for the kids. Do drugs, its the only way to get by. It is the current Republican gameplan, never admit fault, and just run in and attack, but always make up shit and chastize everyone else for being wrong about the exact same shit you admit to, that for you wasn't wrong. I'll figure it out one day.
Razzies - Halle Bery won a Razzie for worst actress in the horrid movie "Catwoman." Of course, she did the unthinkable. She was at the ceremony and accepted the award. She mocked her own Academy awards acceptance speech, and thanked other bad actors, and writers, without whom her bad performance would not have been possible. Halle, I salute you. THAT is a sense of humor.
Flight Without Engine(s) - I will never fly British Airways after reading this. The idiots took off, lost an engine, but flew across an ocean without it, on just three engines because the jet was able to do it. I call extra engines back ups. Missing back ups is bad. The real interesting thing is, the damn headline on the article says "flew on one engine." Now, one engine instead of four!?!?!?!? Yeah, no British Airways ever for me.
31% of Men are Adults by 30 - Don't start pointing and laughing yet. Its because of extenuating circumstances. School, establishing a career, financial independance, and part of these requirements is breeding. In that latter case... "I don't wanna grow up, I'm a toys R us kid."
Backstreet Who? - I really really hope he comes out with a CD. I'll buy it, and jam it LOUD!!! I'm sure its sweet and sensitive too. Expressive sexy thoughts, in that divine voice. A new singing career is born... Mike Tyson's. You must click that link over there. The pictures are indescribable.
SpringfieldIsForGayLoversOfMarriage.com - The Simpsons creates websites, oh yes.
Landspeeder for Sale - Buy this thing. Help Luke get to Alderaan.
posted by Michael at 3/05/2005 02:26:00 PM
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