Lapdances OK With Parental Supervision
A woman in Nashville thought up the greatest gift of all for her son for his 16th birthday. A party, complete with a stripper. Was family and a few friends (who were under 18 also) enjoying the nekkid gyrations of the exoctic dancer.
The mom, being oh so motherly, took pictures of the party. Its when she had them developed at the local osco drug that the police were called. She was charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor, along with the kids father, and the dancer.
Turns out momma was just as wrong as R. Kelly: sometimes there is something wrong with a little bump and grind, at least when it involves minors.
The mom, being oh so motherly, took pictures of the party. Its when she had them developed at the local osco drug that the police were called. She was charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor, along with the kids father, and the dancer.
Turns out momma was just as wrong as R. Kelly: sometimes there is something wrong with a little bump and grind, at least when it involves minors.
posted by Michael at 5/29/2005 03:39:00 PM
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1 Comments:
just so long as the kid wasn't pissing on the stripper...then it isn't QUITE as bad as R. kelly.
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