Piss Stick For Sale
Pssst...
Yeah you...
Wanna buy a used pregnancy test?
Only $5001.
Its no ordinary pissed on stick, oh no. It was dug out of the garbage, at a hotel, where Brittany Spears may or may not have pissed all over it.
I'll take two, one in purple.
Yeah you...
Wanna buy a used pregnancy test?
Only $5001.
Its no ordinary pissed on stick, oh no. It was dug out of the garbage, at a hotel, where Brittany Spears may or may not have pissed all over it.
I'll take two, one in purple.
posted by Michael at 5/05/2005 07:13:00 PM
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2 Comments:
how many people would $5000 feed? I was stunned by the mother who took $15000 to name her precious new born baby OnlinCasino.com! Like that child is going to have issues as an adult. I think this will be a trend of the future. Why not. All the sports stadiums are name after sponsers. We walk around wearing billboards. Seems inevitable these businesses will buy our names as well. We really are just cattle.
I agree with you matt. We are becoming cattle. Some of us resist (points at himself) and we get told to "follow the majority." Its that kind of thinking that is ultimately undoing society.
I'm thinking in the next 20 years, the pick-up line at bars will be "who's your corporate sponsor?"
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