Wanna Fight Old Man?

A 73 year old Kenyan man was tending to his fields. Usual stuff, taking care of his potato and bean crops. That's when the unexpected happened... A leapord (and not Def Lepard) charged from the grass and pounced on him. So, the old man dropped his machete, plunged his hand in the leapard's mouth, and ripped out its tongue. Old man is alive, one dead mother fuckin' leapard. Seems like the kind of guy you would want on your side in the big bar brawl at the VFW.

I'm waiting for PETA to protest the killing of a leapard, that he should have reasoned with it.