3 Million Americans

Are we talking about how close a national election is? Not necessarily. We are talking about the number of American citizens that claim to have been abducted by Aliens.

If you consider these people admit to being Alien sex toys, you must consider the possibility that not everyone is coming forward. Considering having an alien probe shoved in ya booty is some form of intergalactic rape, I'd put the coming forth and admitting it as being only about 50%. Probably less, since more would be willing to admit they were touched by big Chuck down the street, than the mooninites.

This leads me to surmise, that since most abductees claim such events happened in rural areas, along long stretches of country roads, that this reveals a much scarier thought... Aliens are reprogramming the minds of hillbillies to vote for people like dubs, so they can take over the world. The numbers are too close to the difference in national elections. It would explain the lack of logic behind the neo-con movement, and all of the "faith" in it. Its really just alien influence.

Aliens from a galaxy far, far away are taking over. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.