Is That The Truth?
Since this one has been a theme on several blogs I read, I decided to do something entirely unoriginal, with my own special touch.
My own touch is based off a bit of dialogue between my favorite Star Trek character, Garak, and the doctor on the Space Station.
This shall be simple. Ask me a question. Ask me several questions. I'll answer them. The catch is, I reserve the right to answer any question, and as many as I want to, with a complete and total lie. Besides, my conjured stories can be much more entertaining...
There will be no distinctions in the post between the truth and a lie. If someone asks in the comments if something is true, I will answer if it is true or not.
So, ask away...
My own touch is based off a bit of dialogue between my favorite Star Trek character, Garak, and the doctor on the Space Station.
Bashir: So of the stories you told me, which ones were true?
Garak: My dear doctor, all of them were true.
Bashir: What about the lies?
Garak: Especially the lies.
This shall be simple. Ask me a question. Ask me several questions. I'll answer them. The catch is, I reserve the right to answer any question, and as many as I want to, with a complete and total lie. Besides, my conjured stories can be much more entertaining...
There will be no distinctions in the post between the truth and a lie. If someone asks in the comments if something is true, I will answer if it is true or not.
So, ask away...
posted by Michael at 1/16/2006 02:22:00 PM
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