Example: Why Liberals Have a Bad Name

Political mastermind Pamela Anderson is fighting the state government of Kentucky, to get a bust (and not as in boobies bust) of Colonel Sanders removed from the state capital. According to her, and those mighty geniuses at PETA (who believe in executing animals by lethal injection instead of gassing them with carbon monoxide, then illegally throwing the bodies in dumpsters) the Colonel is a bad man.

The Colonel is evil, because he makes some DAMN tasty fried chicken. His fast food restaurant, that serves yummy, delicious, fried chicken, supports the slaughter of chickens. Occasionally there are some sick, perverse, cruel bastards that do some torture to the chickens, so therefore... the Colonel is evil, chicken is bad, and Kentucky is bad because they honor the man who had the business sense to create an empire.

Pam, you're an asshat. You date asshats. You marry, divorce, re-marry, date, divorce, and re-marry again abusive assholes, and wonder why you did it (we know you did it all for the winky).

For a woman who has put that much beef in her mouth on a regular basis, you have no right to complain about a few chickens being choked.

Let the Colonel rest in peace, and leave us meat eaters alone. Chicken's were put here for a reason. To be slaughtered by the millions, coated in batter, and deep fried for normal people who believe in a balanced diet to eat.