June 03, 2006

New Political Party

There is a new political party forming in Amsterdam. They have quite the platform their party is based on. Lets take a looksy, shall we?
  • Age of being legal to have sex dropped from 16 to 12, and eventually scrap the limit.
  • Possession of child pornography to be legal
  • Pornography to be broadcast on television, with violent pornography late at night.
  • Toddlers given sex education.
  • Youths aged 16+ should be able to be prostitutes or star in pornographic films.
  • Sex with animals should also be legal.
  • Public Nudity should be legal.
  • All hard and soft drugs should be legal.
  • Free train travel
Now if THAT isn't a political platform, I don't know what is. I really hope we get a bunch of sicko's out here to band together to form a party such as. I can't see anyone calling a pro-choice Democrat immoral, when we'd have a political party that promote sex with babies.

Of course, they do have a wide platform there, besides the lewd sex acts. I mean, who wouldn't vote for them with that free train thing. The question is though... can you have concentual sex with your cocker spaniel on the train?

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