International Witchcraft Trial For Michael Jackson
This is breaking news, that only I could bring you all.
Michael Jackson is being sought on international crimes of witchcraft and possession.
It seems Jacko somehow managed to send his spirit out, and take over the body of powerful Russian leader Vladamir Putin.
While in control of the President's body, Jacko lifted up the shirt of a young boy, and kissed his stomach. He then compared the boy to a kitten.
Pope Palpatine XIII is expected to be brought in to exorcise Jacko's hold on the Russian President.
Michael Jackson is being sought on international crimes of witchcraft and possession.
It seems Jacko somehow managed to send his spirit out, and take over the body of powerful Russian leader Vladamir Putin.
While in control of the President's body, Jacko lifted up the shirt of a young boy, and kissed his stomach. He then compared the boy to a kitten.
Pope Palpatine XIII is expected to be brought in to exorcise Jacko's hold on the Russian President.
posted by Michael at 7/12/2006 12:20:00 AM
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3 Comments:
That story is just oddly bizarre...and kinda disturbing...
I hope that boy doesn't turn out to be one of those who tatoos themselves to look like a cat!
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